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Is this what the fucking board has came to? Pictures of texASS playparks? What the hell are people doing down there? Well they've just confirmed not only can they not ski, but they can't boat either.

I got to say the photography was great in the first picture. I'm gonna drive down the street and stop at the first church and thank everyone in there because I don't live in texASS.

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dang....Gary, you like biting a bear on the butt

Pictures of sewer water really disturbed you, eh? or are you just freakin' bored from the lack of water to paddle? or.... possibly you're a wuss and can't get in what water there is this time of year because it's too cold?
 

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Get'em Gary. He doesn't know who he is talking to.
 

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Jeez, guys, open your minds a little bit...

I looked at the photo and thought "wow, if they can build a playpark in Texas, then there certainly must be possibilities in lots of places we'd never have thought of before."

The photo is also relevant with the recent threads related to Glenwood Spgs and Pueblo - so this is what a play park looks like under construction, eh? Interesting - they've got the low-flow routed around the construction area, the sections immediately above and below the drop seem pretty featureless, they've put in a spectator area just upstream of the drop shown, etc...

Also, its interesting to see that whitewater is catching on in TX - maybe some of the folks down there will be introduced to notions such as conservation because of it.

Not everyone's blessed to be living in your version of nature nirvana. Cut the folks a little slack...

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Texans? GE

Yes, there he is! G- is back from hybernating!!! Get em boy eeeee!!!
Classic.
Gary your name tag at the Buzz party will have to read, Egroll!
You are Egroll ( say it like Jacki Chan)

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ROFLMAO

I still think Gary's a wuss... he won't get in cold water and boat amongst the ice.

p.s. dipsh*ts, assuming I am from Texas is a bad thing, but if it makes ya feel better, go for it. Y'all crack me up...

Heard an Eskimo say the other day, White men can't boat...
 

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LOL,let me guess your out there dropping all kinds of stuff right now,huh?I'll be the first person to let you know i'm a wuss,but at least my idea of a vacation is going skiing at squaw,not taking pictures of my homeland and showing people living in a "nature nirvana" a toilet bowl...

That would be like showing porn in church...Keep the texan's in texASS.Keep the play parks for the folks who like to live in a box...I say there great,I have'nt seen brook swim in a loooong time cause of those damn things....I assume that you big tough mr hyde get your shorty out and go tear up smelter while your friends tear up wolf creek...There you go,thanks for the tip on your location..Now I know your from texASS....
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Gary, just get in the ring with the kid. Then he will stop talking.
 

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fookn flamers LOL

gawd it's good to be back home.... ya dumb fookn flamers...this reminds me of the old buzz...now all we need is carlos and rasta putting in their 2-cents in, and BTFW ya bitchass, I was born and raised here in colorado, can you say the same? Just thought I'd clarify that...

ps gary: yeah, I was down in smelter in my not so little playboat, beats whining and flaming. Go wear a fookn dress, ya girly girl.
 

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(and JKB)

First of all, I'm more than open to the idea of stepping in any ring. But there better be something at stake (money, boats, whatever). JKB, be careful of what you start.

Have fun in Squaw, probably few texans. Enjoy the californians instead.
Don't be jealous of those in texas with a new playpark. just because your 9-5, wife or location (sounds like you might be from Aurora and enjoying lift lines and traffic every time you try to get away for that all elusive weekend) won't allow you to quite throwing temper tantrums doesn't mean it is time to rain on others parade. And while you were in Church this morning thanking God that you don't live in texas, I was actually enjoying "natures nirvana". I enjoy it everyday, because texans come here and spend their money. Money that they are inspired to spend because of new playparks. So bring them on. Oh, and if you ever find your way to my part of the world, you have couches to sleep on for as long as it takes to get you off Craner Hill and on to the real stuff. I'll be rooting you on the whole way.

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I'm in your neighborhood often Aaron,mainly in the runoff but hell with a invite like that I might have to crawl my lame ass up too your couch,so you can show me whats really going on...

I gotta say I didn't say shit about a ring so be careful who you step up too...There are alot of tough guys in the world,as a matter of fact i'm the toughest when it comes to fighting on the internet...(um what kind of boats do you paddle)j/j

Mr hyde,me too!If you have a extra dress let me know and i'll think about wearing it as you and I hike into Vallecito this summer....Let me know.You'll have to lead the hike as I don't want some redneck staring at my ass for 30 minutes...
 

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That part was meant towards JKB. I know that you didn't say anything about a ring. But at this point in my financial situation (the texans haven't been coming as often as i would like) a ring maybe the way I have to make income. I suck at fighting on the internet but I have a new Turbo on its way. You? The offer for a couch stands through the runoff. Just about everyone on the board can teach me a thing or two at that time of year. CB lift tickets 2 for $60 and a twelve pack of beer.

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LOL

damnit... this is making me laugh too hard... I almost puked up this toefood soup my wife has me eating.

Gary, come down and boat with Ryan Christianson and me this spring. I am trying to talk Tomcat into coming out from Arkyland (I might have to fly Tom and his boat here)... The runoff for the Upper Animas should be better than it has in recent memory.

Vallecito sounds good though, and I do not want to stare at your ass in any kind of dress. Is Bailey still jammed up with wood?
 

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Mr hyde,I love the upper A,it's been years for me..Did the lower half coming out from lime this year..If that maggot tomcat gets out here we will hook up for sure...Would rather do the creeks in your town,so tc better borrow his nuts from the shecat or he's gonna make a ugly ass shuttle bunny.I'll look you up when I get down that way...See you later you texASS PUKE!
Gary
ps-bailey was good to go last time I ran it..No problematic wood anywhere...One spot down low after the fun stuff.
 

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Wow, wow and wow. Hey fellas, now I was just joshing. When mvhyde was calling gary a wuss I made a joke because I know gary is good fighter. Where did you come from on all this double-a-ron? I am not starting anything. Mabey you do need to fight to get some anger out.
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sorry its difficult to type sarcasim. nobody in their right mind actually defends texans (or people from Aurora). with that said, in order to make money, i'm willing to step in the "ring" with californians and texans for everyones amusement .

lets get ready to rumble! ding ding ding

aaron
 
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