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ok, so i am offically done tring to get girls i am interested in into boating. I am understanding and really chill when tring to teach people to roll and boat and it always ends the same way. I think id have more luck boating a tandom canoe. anyway so i now am turning this site into a dating site. I want a girl that can already boat, one that can camp for longer than a day without a shower and one that wont check her texts every other minute while hiking. Anyone, come on there has to be cool outdoorsy girls out there
 

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Oh shit. One more post and now I hit the big 400. Woo hoo. :-D
 

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If you want to meet a drunk, go to the bar. If you want to meet a woman that boats, go boating, go to the shops, check out what events there are where you might meet someone. Then, hold your breathe, ASK HER OUT. Don't be a dork and just "hang out", or any of that other bullshit where you're too afraid to make a nice "move". If you meet a woman that seems interesting, ask for her phone number (how surprising that would be!) and call her up to go boating, or go to dinner and talk boating, or whatever.

Just quit whining that you can't meet women that boat, go find them and then ask them out. You must know by now there are less than 10 "regulars" that are women on this forum, and public whining about women is a good habit to break. You never know when you'll be doing it at a put in and some new-to-town woman overhears you, and writes you off as a loser.
 

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hear is your solution. find a girl that has no desire to learn to boat. then you dont have to try and teach her. find a girl that will drive your shuttle, hang out with your dog while you are on the river, and have lunch a cold beer waiting for you at the takeout. much cooler than boating the milk run and cleaning up yard sales.
 

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Hey soldier-

You need to understand that the discerning ladies of the paddling world need more than your selfish demands. They need chivalry. They need romance. They need poetry. Observe:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We'll run the shit
And then we'll screw

See, it just that easy. Learn to be a gentleman like me and maybe you'll find the woman of your dreams.
 

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ahahaha jmack shakespere and emmersion combined could not of thought of such a moving piece of lituature. and wow ihowemet think u might be reading to much into my post one i am not whinning just stating experinces. get over it. and pretty sure i dont need advice on how to get a number. but thanks anyway. ill stick with the poetry passed on through this post. its everything a girl wants. romantic, touching and funny right????
 

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Keep looking there are lots of amazing river girls out there, and many of them boat better than a lot of men I have met. Be ready cause they may be able to teach you a few tricks.
 

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Riiiight, you don't need help getting a date. Wait, just one that boats. That's why you posted on the Buzz. To find a date. On the Buzz.

I get it! You must really be looking for a guy to date and this was all code!

ahahaha jmack shakespere and emmersion combined could not of thought of such a moving piece of lituature. and wow ihowemet think u might be reading to much into my post one i am not whinning just stating experinces. get over it. and pretty sure i dont need advice on how to get a number. but thanks anyway. ill stick with the poetry passed on through this post. its everything a girl wants. romantic, touching and funny right????
 

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Really?

hear is your solution. find a girl that has no desire to learn to boat. then you dont have to try and teach her. find a girl that will drive your shuttle, hang out with your dog while you are on the river, and have lunch a cold beer waiting for you at the takeout. much cooler than boating the milk run and cleaning up yard sales.

Catfish,
I couldn't exactly "here" what you were saying, but there are plenty of chicks around these parts that can hang without your help. I don't think this guy was looking for a shuttle slave.
 

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This is too funny.

I would like to put in a request too. I would like to meet a hot 22 year old girl that loves to raft and is very generous in the bedroom. Must be well endowed, wealthy, and should have a motorhome. Condo ownership and wine collection are a must, preference given to girls with private jets.

Oh, and you don't have to cook or run shuttle, but you should have some friends that are willing to. Threesomes can be occasional, but must be had. Also you should know how to shoot, fish, and drink whiskey. Not too much whiskey; I'll need a designated driver from time to time.

I'll respond to your PM as soon as I can. I expect that I'll have to wade through quite a few of these so please be patient.
 

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
We'll run the shit
And then we'll screw

See, it just that easy. Learn to be a gentleman like me and maybe you'll find the woman of your dreams.
jmack that’s too funny, because I distinctly remember having a beer while sitting on the back of my truck after running Daisy when out of the blue who showed up…ah it’s your girlfriend with a sandwich made especially for you!

maybe your poem should go more along the lines of:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll run the shit
And then we'll… go into the shuttle that you drove, eat the sandwich that you made me and look at the pictures that you took of me.

And by the way, I’m not complaining. I admit I was little jealous of the sandwich and all I had was a somewhat cold beer and a river funk smelling girlfriend (still slightly wet from dropping Big Wood). I just thought we should correct your poem a little.
 

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Ahh hhahahaa.....this post is pretty friggen funny. I understand though.....seriously. After a few failed attempts at teaching and/or bolstering interest in this crazy little sport we all love so much....I decided to concede. I gave up. It would be better to just wait and see if I run into "her" in an eddy. You know how damn ridiculous that is??? Or even running into "her" at the put-in/take-out??? Seriously, this sport is 20/1....with ferocious vultures on every scene. I understand where this dude is coming from. Its frustrating when you want someone to enjoy all of this with and never have the (ideal) opportunity to meet.

It finally happened for me, I got a cool boater chick. But I sure as hell didn't meet her in an eddy or at the take-out.
 

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How to meet the boater chicks

I can offer you a little advice from the chicas:

1. Wash your stinky gear and occaisionally take a shower.
2. Don't even think about asking for a shuttle unless you plan to return the favor.
3. Show up with a cooler full of cold beer at the takeout.
4. Load her boat on top of the truck. (not because she can't, but because you can).
5. Don't forget that she was already boating before she met you, so keep your advice to yourself.
6. When you are sitting around the campfire (most important rule), don't act like Mr. Badass! That's usually a turnoff (especially if you are not).

That pretty much covers it. Lots of Betties out there, but most of the boater dudes just can't handle number 6. Maybe that's the problem???

:p:cool::roll:
 

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J83 takes beatdown after beatdown by the Boatin' Bettys. But will he get the message? Stay tuned for another chapter of MtnBuzz Dating Do's and Don'ts.
 

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It finally happened for me, I got a cool boater chick. But I sure as hell didn't meet her in an eddy or at the take-out.
Well, I met my husband skiing, but he had a hard time keeping up with me! I'd say that he did well because he understood the gist of #1-#6! Very good advice. 20 to 1? And you want one of the 1's? You better make yourself Mr. wonderful, and that kind of guy doesn't whine on forums.

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