Sure, attack me when I'm not at work knowing damn well that is the only time I'm near a computer.
For the record, Cosurfgod has only one move in the hole and that is the underwater stall. Choice. Every once in a while he gets air before dropping on his head, then rolls up in the hole and calls it a loop.
Furthermore, he claims to have paddled 110 days this season. I don't count days when you just sit on your tailgate at the playpark and drink warm coors light, then talk about how the level wasn't right. That immediately knocks total days down to at least 50. Out of those 50 days the majority of those runs include him paddling the class III leads-ins, catching an eddy and walking the actual rapids. He does have great legs though. That puts him somewhere in the neighborhood of 30 legitimate town runs and an obscure flooded ditch here and there.
As for me rafting, the only time he's seen me in a rubber boat was the time I took one for the team and offered to guide a boat so our wives could do the Piedra w/ us. However, at the put-in someone's mangina was still bleeding from all the shitty domestic beer he had drank the night before and showed up sans kayak - mooching a free ride on my raft and f***ing up all our lines. The only thing worse than guiding a raft is being a passenger on one.
Surfgod will be holding a clinic this winter on his patented back deck roll. If any of you ever wanted to resemble a wounded Manatee while upside down in a kayak, this is a must make class. Please contact me for registration.
PS. Upshitcreek - this is still a 4 year old post, however, you're still a prick. Oh yeah, stop making fun of retarded people.
