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Alright Elders and Sisters of the quorum of the forum, here's a scenario. I'll keep it simple--bullet points--and you all can guide me to the light of reason, via holy ghost, fasting and prayer, about whether or not this was a good idea.
*Westwater in November
*One kayaker tore a hole in his yak, and so will take a raft
*Said kayaker's never rowed Westwater, but that's OK because
*Said kayaker won't be rowing Westwater
*Said kayaker's friend will row
*Said Kayaker will tell friend what to do. Voice commands.
*Friend of said kayaker went on a river trip once or twice before
*But friend of said kayaker has never rowed a goddamned thing
*We go and run Westwater
*Friend of Kayaker styles everything like a champion until
*Sock it flips the boat like an empty semi trailer on I-80 in Laramie
*Kayaker and friend go swimming
*Kayaker and friend flip boat back over
*Kayaker takes the sticks to run Last Chance
*Last Chance dumps Kayaker out of the boat
*Boat teeters on brink of extinction before friend does might hyside
*Kayaker and friend are cold, must warm up
*Warmth comes from working hard and carrying mighty loads
*Kayakers are tired of paddling
*3 Kayakers board raft, commence drinking
*Kayaker and friend row drunken kayakers to take out
*Sun sets, all is well
 

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Kayaker's are impervious to cold and being wet. If your story was about normal Joe's then yes.....it might have been a bad idea. But since they were kayaker's.......sound like a typical trip to me. :)
 

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So how drunk was original boatman of said raft that he handed sticks over to newby and said holey kayak boater?
 

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Forgot a bullet point:
*No true oarsmen with any meaningful experience present--just a bunch of kayaking swine
It ain't Gore Canyon. :mrgreen: If it was a virgin kayaker in a kayak....I might be concerned. If it was a virgin on the boat with a bunch of drunk kayaker's....... ..then I'd be real concerned. :eek:
 
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