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I want to get out of my sterile little climate controlled cube but need some beta, thanks in advance for all your help!



If I go outside will there be bugs? If so how bad will they be? Do I need bug-spray or will my Mickey-Mouse bug-guard wrist band be enough? Exactly what kind of bugs will I encounter?



If I take my boat down that well known whitewater section will I get wet? I want to go on the whitewater but I am made of sugar and I might melt. What splash gear will keep my candy ass safe and dry? What if it rains?



Will there be weather? I don't like it if temp gets above 77* or below 73*, can you suggest a river section with this weather all day long? Should I bring a coat? Will I need a so-wrong?


On my permit it says I need some basic equipment but if I don't have that stuff will they let me go anyway? If I bring a coffee can with a lid will that meet the requirements for a groover? I don't actually plan to use it, but its ok because I defecate roses and the BLM will come clean my campsite after we check out like maid service right? If I am not in a forested area do I need to make sure my fire is extinguished? If it doesn't happen in the forest it's not a forest fire right?



Is my boat the right color for this river section? I heard that blue boats were best for this section but my boat is red, do I need to buy a new boat? Also I heard that the birds wouldn't mate if my straps didn't match, does the BLM require matching rigging?



Sorry for so many questions, they have probably all been answered 20 times but I was too lazy to use the search function. Please keep your sarcastic comments to yourself.


Nevermind, the variables are too great, I am going to say screw it and stay in my box, do you think that the BLM will refund my permit fee for tomorrow? They are such hard asses, it's like other people wanted to go but couldn't because I pulled a permit I had no intention of using.
 

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That’s fucking awesome!!
In the immortal words of Mr. Garrison “ There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.”
 

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You forgot......

How long will the ice stay in my cooler if I expect to get in it for beer every five minutes..... will it last for the five days of my trip.

But yes AWESOME!
 

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This!!


I was seeing posts about the Canyon on another forum and I swear these were some of the questions.
 

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"When we are done will we be back to where we started"

Yes! it's just like the log ride at Disney


At what elevation do the deer turn into elk?
How deep is the water right here?
What time will we get to camp?
What do y'all do with them mo-gulls in the summertime?
Do Y'all ride yer ski board in the stunt ditch?
 

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1). No way dude, she's 31 years old and already went through a divorce and her friends are up in their 30's too.(it was against company policy anyway, no fraternizing)we were in our teens. 2) I don't know how to swim, that's ok I don't either. 3) what do you do during the winter, we live off our tip's, from guiding.
 

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Yes! it's just like the log ride at Disney


At what elevation do the deer turn into elk?
How deep is the water right here?
What time will we get to camp?
What do y'all do with them mo-gulls in the summertime?
Do Y'all ride yer ski board in the stunt ditch?
Around 8000’

Chest high on a duck

They are actually children that fell off the ski lift because they did not listen to there instructor, we just cover them with snow.

Yup! My favorite trick is the Bullet!
 

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“ do y’all sleep on them there canoes?” At gold bar on a Loma to North wash trip.

“well, he does, but he’s kinda weird” ( he, being Matt man). ( canoes =rafts, I am not actually crazy enough to canoe Cat, fuck that!)
 
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