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They come up here in their pickup trucks and run our rivers. Taking play boats down high water RG and flossing Clear Creek of the Ark BELOW RECOMMENDED FLOWS. I heard they even hit on some BV women and visited a dispensary in Leadville. Who do these guys think they are?

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Texans can kayak? And to think, all I thought they were good for was comin to Colorado and spending their money in our dispensaries before they go to the bar and tip good looking Colorado girls "excessively" (excessively tipping in Texas equates to a 12% tip) in their futile attempts to take us home as trophy wives. :D Hahaha... oh, Texas.

Say hello to my family down there!
 

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12%, that is generous! If you ever get tired of those Soggy Tortillas come on down and get you some freshies, I know a few boys that would love to hang you on their trophy wall. :)
 

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The nerve of these guys! Have they left yet? Can we go back outside now to run our rivers without having to see or hear them? Hold on, shouldn't they have to wait until we're done running them?


Have any women recently lost their virginity that we should be watching for?

Good video, thanks.
 

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No one is safe. Cannot be eradicated. Growing up in Arkansas they were as pervasive as cockroaches and armadillos.
 

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We gotta keep these boys outta the crown jewels. Camping across from them was hell. They played awful music all night long after boating till dusk.

Nice Edit. I enjoyed boating w/ you all!
 

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Viewers be warned. This vid comes with the same effects of ambien.
Actually I enjoyed the video.

Particularly in absence of any hook 'me horns gestures or unnecessary abundance of orange.

Not sure what your problem with it was. Realize this is very hard for a former Arkansan and current Colorodoan, who equates Texans as one level lower than the invasive Asian Camel Cricket species, to admit.

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Viewers be warned. This vid comes with the same effects of ambien.
Dear BucketBoater,

Please take this as a personal IOU for the 9 min. and 37 sec. that I have maliciously stolen from you today. I know that your work here on the Buzz is very important and that your time should be respected. Now please continue your riveting posts about your YETI cooler, how Asian made rafts are destroying the industry, and how you are better than rafters in Creature Crafts.

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Paddle_like_Hell
 

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Dear BucketBoater,



Please take this as a personal IOU for the 9 min. and 37 sec. that I have maliciously stolen from you today. I know that your work here on the Buzz is very important and that your time should be respected. Now please continue your riveting posts about your YETI cooler, how Asian made rafts are destroying the industry, and how you are better than rafters in Creature Crafts.



Sincerely,

Paddle_like_Hell

Ha!

I finally registered so I could respond to this post.

Stay classy BucketBoater.


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Dear BucketBoater,

Please take this as a personal IOU for the 9 min. and 37 sec. that I have maliciously stolen from you today. I know that your work here on the Buzz is very important and that your time should be respected. Now please continue your riveting posts about your YETI cooler, how Asian made rafts are destroying the industry, and how you are better than rafters in Creature Crafts.

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Excellent humor PLH. You know for a Texan I almost like you.

Almost.

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Lets also kick out all the tourists who come to the mountains in the winter and give people jobs. Let the mountain towns survive on their own!
 

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Dear BucketBoater,

Please take this as a personal IOU for the 9 min. and 37 sec. that I have maliciously stolen from you today. I know that your work here on the Buzz is very important and that your time should be respected. Now please continue your riveting posts about your YETI cooler, how Asian made rafts are destroying the industry, and how you are better than rafters in Creature Crafts.

Sincerely,
Paddle_like_Hell
Methinks the Texican is getting the hang of the Buzz.

 

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GO Rangers!!!!

Lets also kick out all the tourists who come to the mountains in the winter and give people jobs. Let the mountain towns survive on their own!

HAHA!!! That's all right, even if all the Texans stop coming to spend their money here, the Front Rangers still come up every friggin weekend. I like to watch them race down Rabbit Ears on Friday evenings, then race back up Rabbit Ears Sunday mornings. It's pure joy. :rolleyes:
 

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I appreciate the hospitality of all you mountain dwellers, everyone we met at PaddleFest was top notch.

Desertsherpa, it was a pleasure hanging out with your NM crew.

Duct tape, I love paddling in Arkansas and I find Arky boaters to be some of the best boaters and people on the river. Richland creek is a personal favorite of mine, as well as Cossatot at about 10ft.

I heard people in the PNW, especially Seattle are a little less friendly. I heard the old rafters up there like to lurk around on Rocky Mountain forums and talk about camp site lotteries. Gotta watch out for 'em.
 
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