The wife and I were walking up the path by the library and spotted a wet dude still in his skirt and carrying his paddle walking down stream quickly. I asked if he had lost his boat and he confirmed that he had. I did not see any other boaters giving chase and with no eddys that thing wasn't stopping any time soon. I forgot to tell him to call it in to the sheriff's department so they aren't' out searching for him. I bet the boats somewhere below Coors now. CC was cranking.