[DJ Big Bird]

No, not all of you silly front rangers can relocate for the summer, but a lucky four can.

New (built in 2002) huge four-bedroom, three-bathroom, in-town house for rent. All new appliances, washer/dryer, two car garage, gas grill, and tons more. Sub-lease May/Mid-May through August- flexible terms. Rent is $1500 ($375 each).

Email [email protected] for more info or pics.

 

[TUCK]

Why move to Durango.

I heard that the house was haunted and that if any one from the front range, especially paddlers, they would be haunted. That is some pretty bad vodo shit. I heard that the curse didnt apply to women ages 18-24 though. They are free to move in.

 

[DJ Big Bird]

I don't know about haunted, but there are some pretty ******* crackers that live in a pink house at the end of the street. I heard they beat their dogs, and burn tires in their backyard. Worst of all I heard they would rather push rubber than get in a real boat. What do you know about that Tucker?