I hear there's some pretty sweet boogie boarding at Water World. Maybe you could take it there. Or take Steamboat's advice and give the snowbiking of the river a try.
Either huge balls or no brains or both! Head first down that, no thanks, but bad ass.Haven't seen this run on ski blades yet.
Riverboarder Josh Galt runs Gorilla on the Green - Fish Munga. - YouTube
Snowboarders are play boaters, mad skills in the park but can't get down a mountain/riverClose.
Rafters would be your fat cousin that sits at the base area all day and does nothing but drink and complain about the weather.
Tele'ers would be the OC1'ers as they usually smell bad and use antiquated technology.
And no, they all have just as much "right" to be there, but that doesn't mean I ain't gonna spray them when they get in my way.