[riverrat]

How many raft guides does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two Answers:
1. Doesn't matter, none of us have electricity anyway.
2. Raft guides don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in sleeping bags.

 

[MountainMedic]

where do you hide your money from a dirty Ark guide?

under the soap. they'll never find it.

 

[montuckyhuck]

a joke a coworker said to me while I was making a PB&J sandwich that made laugh out loud profusely...

Q: Do you know the difference between jam and jelly?

A: I can't jelly my dick into your ass...

haha!

It is called KY

 

[junkshowriverchick]

since i am also of the 'female raft guide' tribe, this one seems relevant:



Q: If the stork is the bird of conception, what is the bird of contraception?


A: The swallow!

 

[G_reg]

Not on here yet--really? Here goes.
How can you tell a female raft guide is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

 

[Ladderboy]

How do you know when a raft guide walks into a bar?

When he walks in he will let you know he is a raft guide.

 

[raymo]

A female raft guide pouring coffee for a male raft guide, asks how do you take your coffee? He says, like I take my women and she replys, sorry we do'nt have any fat ugly coffee.

 

[Ryanrugger]

What do you call a dirty yeti ark river guide with 4 quarters on her head?

All you can eat under a buck!!

What do you call a dirty female yeti ark river guide with a runny nose?

Full!!
Wahh ah ha haqhaha hah ha ha

 

[northfwestg]

whats the difference between a raft guide and poverty,
A TIP MOTHER FERS

 

[northfwestg]

whats the difference between a shuttle driver and a river guide,
SOBRIETY.

 

[northfwestg]

Whats the difference between a canoe and a Canadian,
CANOES TIP

 

[CO.rafter]

What to say to a raft guide on the river when they ask, "how are you today?" as you float by them: " A whole lot better than you, want a beer?"

makes em' cringe a little

 

[northfwestg]

whats the difference between a paco pad and a thermarest,
you can surf a paco

 

[northfwestg]

what do you call a raft guide in a neck tie
THE DEFENDENT.

 

[The Mogur]

How do you save a drowning kayaker?

WHO CARES?

 

[Theophilus]

How do you get to be a raft guide?

Sleep with a dude.

 

[rebel1916]

How do you get a female raft guide pregnant?
Jerk off on her chacos and let the flies handle the rest!

 

[joecoolives]

Not on here yet--really? Here goes.
How can you tell a female raft guide is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

What is the leading cause of death for female raft guides?

Toxic sock syndrome

 

[raymo]

What is the leading cause of death for female raft guides?

Toxic sock syndrome

Nice rebound.

 

[hnw2]

How do you know someone is a raft guide?

They tell you.