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I'm afraid of water... would I like rafting?
 

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What time of year do the Deer turn to Elk?

Does the river go in a circle?

Is the raft on a track?
 

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upon seeing the milky way for the first time on an overnite.

custy says, "what are those clouds? is it going to rain?"

i said, "those aren't clouds, that's the milky way."

custy says, "i thought the milky way was a galaxy."

i said, "it is a galaxy. it's the one we live in."
 

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Custy - "How do I hold the oar?"
Me - "Cover the part that just hit you in the face with your inside hand and grab in the middle of the shaft with the other hand, and, ah, it's a paddle, that's why I'm trying to teach you how to paddle."

One more and my favorite...
Custy - "What do the Big Horn sheep eat, rabbits?
Me - "Yep, and tourists."
 

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Here's a good one that I get a lot:

Custy: Why do you carry a knife on your vest?

Me: 1. For spreading of cream cheese on bagels
2. For surgical purposes
 

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Here's a good one that I get a lot:

Custy: Why do you carry a knife on your vest?

Me: 1. For spreading of cream cheese on bagels
2. For surgical purposes
3. To make sure you listen/so I don't have to ask twice
 

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How about my favorite question just before a big drop.
"Does anybody ever get hurt doing this?"
"Shut up and paddle."
 

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Custy (kid): "Why is the river so brown?"

Me: "A root beer truck overturned into the river yesterday. If you fall in it tastes like root beer."
 

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this was on a private trip on the tat.

me: "Where did Rusty go?"

his wife: "he is running down the beach to get a photo of the moon in front of the mountain (Mt Fairweather)."

me: "Well he needs to go about a million miles." (it was about 30 degrees offset from the mountain)
 

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" I just left my car keys under that rock - that's ok right? The river flows in a circle doesn't it?"
me: "yes, just like a lazy river.... by the way, what kind of car are you driving?"
 

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"how deep is the river?"
me: "chest high on a duck"

or

me: "well, you can drown in 1 inch of water so it really doesn't matter."
 

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PFD's

Guide: "Okay folks, one at a time step right up and grab a PFD. They adjust on the sides and one size fits all."

"Excuse me, do you have a bigger one. This one is too small?"
 

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Custy; so if you use the bumps on the slopes in the winter, and in the river for the summer, you could probaly make some more money if you found a way to use them in the fall and spring.

Me; ya, I could make millions...
 

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floating on the UPC there were two people camping at a walk in spot.
Custy: How did they get there?
Me; oh thats one of those new tents that doubles as a raft.
Custy; REally?
me; no, but I had you going...
 

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man -o mans- im so oooo thankful im not commercial any more, I would choke sombody im sure...........

"Raft guide goes balistic, chokes entire crew" hows that for a local headline
 
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