[Paul the Kayaker]

So when is this thing going to happen I am itching to get my hands on that buckle. 3 feet today sounds like a good bet! Maybe the the over the hill crowd is shaking in their kayaks but thats only because they know the title will be held by me soon! Lets get this thing planned before we have no water left. Lief get ready to be boofed on again!

PtheK

 

[yourrealdad]

We all know that the only reason why that buckle isn't in my hands right now is cause I had to work (see: running the gnar on the Filterplant). There is no way I can loose with the power of the 'stache on my side. Shiat can you imagine me with a big shiny belt buckle and that stache. I will be pullin in all the high class trim at the Barmuda Triangle. Oh, did I mention the fact that I have the combined forces of Tom Selleck as Magnum P.I. as well? I will leave you with a little TS quote that sums it all up.

“Son, never throw a punch at a redwood.” - TS