[gnarseeker]

Doing a CAT trip MAy 20th, reuniting bros from across the country on the river. I haven't done cat in 9 years. Anyways Eveyone is digging deep for creative ways to make the trip more epic, two guitars and a mandolin, costumes, grab bag night? no motor for the float in so we got to get the creative jucies flowing. My contribution will be a "theme song" a take off of Miley cyrus "party in the USA" thought I'd share the lyrics with the Buzz....maybe real-time music video to come...
Pumped for the season, keep snowing!

Party in Utah Babe! (Miley Cyrus goes rafting..easy guitar is C, Em, Am G)​

I hopped off the plane at DEN
With a dream and my rally bottle
Welcome to the land of the Southern Rockies
Am I gonna fit in?

Jumped in the Jeep
Here I am for the first time
Looked to my right and I see the Canyonlands sign
This is all so crazy
Everybody looks so Crusty

My tummy's turnin' with the taste of the rally bottle
Too much intensity and I'm nervous
That's when Captain Schlarb dropped us in a Hole
And the Carnage was full on
And the Carnage was full ON
And the Carnage was full OooOn!!!

So I put my hands up (chorus)
I’m screaming for help
And my paddle just flies away
I’m holding the chicken line like yeah
Sippin’ my beer like yeah
I got my hands up
The rivers Full On
But I know I'm gonna be ok
Yeah..eah..eah.. It's a party Utah Babe
Yeah..eah..eah.. Rafting in the USA

I Get to the Put-in my 4x4
Everybody's looking at me now
Like "who's that chick with X’s on her hands
..Looks like she needs a booty shot"

So hard with horny dudes all around me
It's definitely not a Boulder party
Cause all I see is rocks and sand
Getting Crazy in Canyonlands

My tummy's turnin' with the taste of the rally bottle
Too much intensity and I'm nervous
And that’s when Captain Schlarb dropped us in a hole
And The Carnage was full on
And the Carnage was full on
And the Carnage was full OooOn!!!
Repeat Chorus twice

 

[northfwestg]

why not sit back and let the canyons party, no need to find things to do on cataract, as they ultimately will present themselves, let the desert sing the song of silence, and in this song you will find your voice. NEPTUNE