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....spots are begining to fill up for the 1st MONTROSE FREESTYLE FEST.... dave horton, steve melenick, poly trokeen, joe scala and BIG WAVE DAVE of CKS have been added to the line up!!!!! LARSEN himself, may be there too, and he will judge the LARSEN'S LEDGE sketch-off!!!!!....wow!!!!.... what is the freestyle fest??????......SEE POST: FRIENDSHIPS AND CLASS V......for details....and of course.... helmets, pfd's and common sense apply......
 

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Golly gumptions! I wish I was out thar in colorader so I could go throw down in the slit with ya'll. I've got my squirtboat ready to mystery my way under the portage. Of course, then I'd get to miss out on my favorite part, Ivy Row. Have fun in there and don't forget to bring clean tighty whities!
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....gunnison river....monument section.....montrose colorado......the event will last , most likely, about 10 hours(no epics).....with all the fun activities we have planned.....i want to see you throw the FIBONACCI SEQUENCE in the BLENDER HOLE....we've added a freewheel comp at the 8ft boof!!!!bonus points for linked ends before the waterfall drop...victory points for a flatwater loop before the waterfall drop....we'll have to crawl up on the rock, in our boats, then plop down the other side....it works like a teeter-totter kinda.....JIBERISH, you are the fave to win!!! how's that make you feel!!! the winner gets a FREE...... HAPPY MEAL!!! from mickey d's....
 

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yo milo,

i think i can motivate a fort collins posse for the event. What the date and the details? that is unless you're afraid fort collins posse will show up and dominate...

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....FORCE... you are the second caller and the proud owner of an ice cold 12'er of PBR(post boating refreshment)!!!!.....this will be delivered to you at the put-in!!!!****MUST BE PRESENT TO WIN*****.....the date is still to be decided by your ft.collins croanies and the others....details are outlined in the post: LOST FRIENDSHIPS AND CLASS V...other activities have been added....remember this is "grass roots" throw down sesh....a day long-down-canyon-kinda thing....and of course, i hope that you do round up a posse from the fort....a salida contingent... a cb contingent....sounding better!!!...this will be the first playboat mission i know of...other than my mini-missions the last couple of years.......can't wait to throw down in there with other boaters....will call to talk dates...domination? we'll see slutbag!!!.....JUNIOR RANGER 420- captain of the CRESTED BUTTE CARNAGE PATROL.......
 

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Milo,

Have you played kayak golf before? would suggest and addition to the days events.

Goes something like this. A said kayaker who maybe want to recover face from poor boating performacne and posse rejection (ie. chorter) calls a line at the top a drop that goes something like this scarry ferry to river left micro eddy melt the backside into the stomper hole 3 right hand cartwheel to splitwheel then back loop flush from the hole to boof river right into the eddy.

If said kayaker makes the line everyone in the group must make the line in good style or take a stroke. If said kayaker misses the line the group has the opportunity to make the line and give the said kayaker a stroke. The person with the most strokes at the end typically has to wear a skirt in the after boating party and all the way home and is thereafter referred to as the group gromit until said boater places higher in the following boating golf game.
 

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Force,
This is a freestyle contest.
There isn't one decent play spot on the Poudre, so where is your 'posse' so well trained? Have you guys been taking play boats down Big South. I haven't seen any pics of anyone wavewheeling double trouble.
But didn't riverwrangler or frenchy bust a wavewheel at tunnel a few years back, that was cool.
But what do I know, playboats are to small for me and I suck at it anyway. I think I will hit up Ruby/Horsetheif instead and push some rubber in the heat.
 

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capt'n....

I know I am a little "old school" but still like my big boat down there. Will you be having any "retro" events that an old schooler like me might enjoy. I like to bring the big boat so I can bring in the PA system, judging mateireals, and food vendors. Not to mention the video equipment for "black canyon cinema." If you really get a group of HOTSHOTS you should let me know. Also, why dont you call ol' boy at the dam and get us like 1200 cfs. Cant wait for the fall trip, I hear the foliage is beautiful...


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.....FORCE... this ain't a putt-putt style golf course...... more like PGA shizen...i will inform you that a YELLOW JERSY(pilsner football team of ecuador) will be awarded to WHOMEVER can come up with any kind of trick above TTTRIPLE DROP.....this is an actual jersy to be worn until somebody can make a "push" to take it away(HINT:fakie off the 18 ft'er)....i do have a LOSER t-shirt for somebody who pulls a chachi manuever....!!! it's white with big BLACK letters....this one rapid called COWBOY seems to be class 3++ at first glance....but low and behold it is a tricky little f%^ker that tends to "rough you up" so to speak....whomever gets worked THE MOST, gets to wear a cowboy hat thru the "portage"....have your posse start drinking water today!!!! JUNIOR RANGER 420
 

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....what dates work for you?....and FORCE?....not this weekend....but any weekend after that...sooner the better...after GORE FEST?.......during GORE FEST?......weekday?....this is a loose event that needs people....otherwise it will be just myself again.....where is the fun in that.....no nothing except boaters throwin' down in a RAD canyon....i suck at playboatin' but love trying to throw down.... as far as a date....i'm eager...i'd say gore weekend....but most would probably want the following weekend.....sat-run shuttle and consume food and beverages....sleep at put-in....wake and bake a cake and then go flake...sunday evening hike chukar....talk shit, drink beer(competitor party)....and please remember this is a self-modifying-freestyle-throwdown-sesh.....BIG CANYON FREERIDING......oh yea, the BLENDER HOLE is located at the base of a 2800 ft cliff(painted wall)...the 3rd largest wall in the lower 48....largest in colorado......no spectator seating....just eddy space(limited)....JUNIOR RANGER 420....be there or be 4 equal sides!!!.....
 

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**********IT'S OFFICIAL*******AFTER GORE FEST WEEKEND*******

.....small group going in next weekend(gore weekend).....i called CONDALISA RICE and got another 100 cfs....DICK CHENNEY was not happy about it but he said he understands the importance of this ground breaking, idea shattering, shockwave thru the boating community freestyle fest.....OFFICIAL DATE!!!-WEEKEND AFTER GOREFEST.....play with your little "dingers" for the next two weeks, then be ready to rip it up.....anybody want to go in next weekend to check out the turf??... feel free....we are having a going away party for MR. INTERNATIONAL(poly trokeen) in the HOLE....ps how can i get ahold of DAMON MILLER?.....J.R.420
 

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Yo milo,

weekend after GORE is great. plan to rally friday night and meet up saturday morning.

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.....as i sit here and watch the ivy fester on my legs, i am still thinkin' about how much i want to go get worked by COWBOY again!!!!....he was not happy with me and i got "roughed up" so to speak.....tricky little 3++.....yes it is.....anybody still in? if rain is in the forcast it will be a mini torutre fest......our camp trip was awesome with the full moon kickin'....beer, wine and women!!!!.....more water would be safer.....but not neccessary....the course is looking good.....am i going in solo-play-kayaking or is there a posse from anywhere????? come on...you tools.....don't chach-out on me.....JUNIOR RANGER 420......who's gonna take the YELLOW JERSY home? BIG CANYON FREE-RIDIN'.....?
 

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......due to low turnout(fucking zero)....the freestyle fest has been moved to a later date....i am afraid that tool-i-osis is sweeping thru the boating community....especially the ft. collins area....maybe the bv and salida area as well...i know that it has infected several kayakers from the cb area!!!!!...vagisil doesn't work on this menacing illness so don't even try it....the use of technu(or other ivy related remedies) has shown promising results....loss of altitude, rapidly thru a narrow canyon is the only known cure.....symptoms include but are not limited to excessive "scratching" of your dinger, cobwebs in the kayak, paddle in the closet, purchase of porn mags, new shock on your mtn. bike, ANOTHER trip down westwater(no disrespect intended on that beautiful place), new camel back hydration system, calling old girlfriends(or boyfriends to be politically correct),......don't let this thing take ahold of you and your life!!!!!!the cure awaits you in the MONTROSE BOX.......JUNIOR RANGER 420....gonna git sum?......
 
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