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OK, want to do something (stupid)silly, adventurous, out of the ordinary...that's what i meant to say...i'd just had many sports beverages....
 

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when is this going to take place?

your first post intrigued me greatly.

your 2nd makes me think maybe this isn't a good idea. I try not to do stupid things. :D If it's stupid in the sense of unnecessary and unmitigated risk. silly, unchartered, adventurous, out of the ordinary, different...all good things.
 

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when to go innertubin'?

i am hopin' that the weather will cooperate(as it always does in colorado!) and allow the mission to go down this month(ASAP)....no need to go to chukar trail either...Warner Trail option works the best, i'll do the bikeride shuttle...so maybe 2 days...it may take a whole extra day to reach chukar(3 days) i'll lead all the crux zones-NARROWS PINCH, HAIRY FERRIES, and the GREAT FALLS zone.....
 

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Milo, cut the crap. I'm interested in stupid things that involve sports beverages and grass but I have no idea what are you talking about. I am hoping to go to westy this weekend but if not, I'm in. What's the haps? :D
 

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crap cuttin'

Hey cosurfgod.....what i am talkng about is.... the first descent of the DREADED Black Canyon.....on innertubes!!!! i am out on this weekend as i have promised my bro i'd help him hang some siding and trim out some windows... i also have a student from the Academy with me for the weekend...we'll hit the gunny palypark which is still fun(believe it or not)
why don't you call me and i'll give up some info-beta-ideas etc.... i don't want to solo the Black on a f#*@ing tube, but will if i am the only person interested...(larsen[aka jimmy hinge] wanna try again?)
 

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Hate to tell you this Milo, but the first descent of the Black Canyon in innertubes was done by Fletcher Anderson and Fryar Calhoun in 1977. Gore's still waiting though! :lol:
 

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hey andy h., are these guys the "mad tubers" that i've read about in new and old cali guide books? baldrock canyon's section as well? it seems that i've gotten ahead of myself...shit! are you sure? it got kayaked in 1977 as well..... what a buzz hack... well, it really doesn't matter about the first or 2nd, or 3rd or whatever....i am bored and looking for some FALL-FUN... it will be in their honor! just imagine what it would be like to drink beer from the seat of an innertube in such as special place(understatement!!!)....thanks for settin' the dumb guy straight!


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flows looking perfect....weather is not important...

******MINI-MISSION-ALERT*******anybody interested....flows really are looking perfect(350cfs)...great way to see the canyon without the weight of a kayak.....great way to scout it for a future kayak run(with more water).....it is warm in montrose(part of colorado's banana belt).....*******i am Milo Wynne and i approve this message******* ++please call if bored stiff, ran out of kayak porn, or if mountain biking isn't cuttin' it ++ @970-275-1890{sshh...little secret=girls dig hair-tubers!}
 
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