[ZLSeth]

Found on the Northeast Paddler's Message Board:

http://www.npmb.com/cms2/forum_viewtopic.php?4.12327

 

[DanOrion]

..you think the Platte though Denver is "just a little dirty."

..you perform technical analysis on flows as you would with stocks.

..you prefer not to swim.

 

[earthNRG]

...when you consider bringing your boat with you on your honeymoon with your new non-boating wife...good thing Maui didn't have anything worth the guilt and grief!

 

[milo]

...when your buddy gets poison ivy just from riding in your toyota van.....