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"Groover Pilots" is one that an old buddy likes to use when he's in an ornery mood.
 

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River Scum - the lowest possible form of river life.

River maggots -

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I liked the speed bumps one. I really love the look on a new kayakers face when the finally catch that surf wave in the middle of the rapid and they look up at the raft and instead of pulling off the wave they keep looking until they realize they are going under the raft. That look. Priceless.
 

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Maggot: a kayaker that always wants you to carry their gear and beer.

Leech: the buddy that thinks you love to take him rafting, does not own any gear

Bow Flower: The girl that is always on the trip, but can not row, may own some gear
 

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Barnacle.
Sardine.
Turd-in-a-shell.
Portable ego w/plastic container.
And all the aforementioned slurs.
 

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Group of kayakers ...... Tupperware Party
 
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