A couple months back I recovered a pair of men’s blue Hanes boxers at the takeout on a local Arkansas run and discreetly tied them to the front of Incoop’s vehicle. It’s August 4th and my loaded Super Puma sits at the top of the ramp at Boundary. I go to pull the rope out of my stern bag and there’s those damn underwear. Well played Incoop! Throughout the first day down the “schoolyard” I hatched my retaliatory plan. Once in Salmon I’d get some chocolate frosting from Saveway, smear it in those drawers then coerce a rafting supply retailer in Boise to ship them to Incoop in their packaging. I’d of course include a postcard expressing my gratitude for a backup set of boxers and the sentiment “I sh*t my drawers at Velvet! Wish you were here!” As luck would have it, I didn’t go through Boise on the return leg and word of the plan was leaked to Incoop. I’m soliciting alternate means here.
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