[Wallrat]

These came wandering across the deck about an hour ago. I haven’t seen them in months.

 

[Wallrat]

Don’t you guys think it’s peculiar that we have a designated day to kill and eat turkeys? What did they ever do to one of us? Why not fish? You know, a day when everyone comes over and you eat 10 lbs of fish. Each.
It’s an odd day. An odd custom.

 

[Wallrat]

I was talking to Ryder at AIRE a few months ago, and the second my state of residence came up in the conversation he began to salivate at the prospect of hog hunting down here. They are indeed a big problem.

Oh man…I’d love to do that. Squeal Team Six is a favorite of mine.

 

[Wallrat]

I wish I had helicopter money. That would be a hoot. Think the outfits that run those hunts get tired of yankees blasting “Flight of the Valkyries” and yelling “Get some!”?

Me too. Does anyone know a rich widow with a boating fetish?

 

[Wallrat]

It’s a long standing tradition for the current President to issue a pardon for the White House turkeys. I hadn’t heard any mention of it in the news, and was beginning to suspect fowl play. Fortunately for the birds, they were saved in time.

Remarks by President Biden at Pardoning of the National Turkey | The White House

South Lawn 11:26 A.M. EST THE PRESIDENT: Hello, Brookland Middle School! (Applause.) Well, good morning, everyone. I’m sorry, there’s a tradition

www.whitehouse.gov

 

[Wallrat]

Did you try reading that? It’s like a 6th grader telling you a story. A non stop run on sentence that leads to absolutely now where.

Who, me? Hell no. I just wanted to know if the dirty money grubbing bastid let the turkeys go. I’m not interested in the ramblings of any figurehead. Left or Right. Kudos to you if you made it through the whole thing.