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The annual Poudre Gnarrows Race will take place on Sunday August 10th at high noon. Racers meeting at the Upper Narrows will determine the exact rules and number of heats.

This is not an official race. There is not an entry fee. There are no bibs. There are no official timers. There is only you and the buckle. 2nd place prize is a 40 oz. of Ole English. This is going to be good. See you there. :cool::cool::cool:

For information on past races and the basic rules here are some links

'07 Race
Colorado Kayaking :: Colorado's online river guide and journal for whitewater kayaking

'06 Race
Colorado Kayaking :: Colorado's online river guide and journal for whitewater kayaking


Mbuzz shit talk from '07
http://www.mountainbuzz.com/forums/f11/gnarrows-race-oh-so-close-14998.html
 

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH Shit~!!

Is it that time of year already? Let 'er rip boys, no more excuses about it being during the week. Hope to see some other areas in the state represent this year.

I will also have Lief's mom up there signing autographs, she just finished her wildly popular porn tour of the lower 48. She was a smash in Kansas! Anyway, I will be charging $5.00 for a kiss, and $50+ for a little action in the back of the truck, let's say 10 mins. And yes, Leif has donated his truck for the event!

303 sucks
Steamboat sucks
Crested butte sucks
and so does everyone else!
 

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Hey Andy, you out there? You said you were going to race this year. If you are in, I am in.

Is there safety setup anywhere other than Upper Narrows?
 

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Dotcom, when/where is the meeting before the race. Gonna have to represent the 303, and try to wrastle away that there buckle!
 

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Chris and everybody else -

Race is at HIGH NOON... so meeting is at 11:45 at the big turnout on the river side of the road, a 1/4 mile above Super Collider, but below the Narrows campgrounds. You'll see us. That is the starting line.

C'mon up and battle it out for the buckle. Might still be able to sneak a Big South run in this weekend too if you are so inclined. Race after-party TBA.

re: There has been safety in the past at Super Collider, Whiteline and Lowers. There also seems to be boaters cruising around throughout whether in there boats or driving along shore watching. Remember this not an official race. We are not timing each other and there is no official safety. If you are not comfortable running middle narrows without safety this may not be the race (or non-race) for you. Gonna be a good time though for all and if the people show up we will create other divisions such as a middles down division etc. Alright, let's do this.
 

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Hey does anyone have a boat that I can use for the race? Otherwise I might just have to drive down and use my wicked faster than an EZ Wavesport Micro X. You don't want none of my micro, trust me. If someone can lend me a boat Sat too I would be down for a Big South run. Let me know otherwise I am staying home and that is like having the olympics with the United states boycotting it.

P.S. the shit talking is weak
 

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i show you you who your daddy is. i have a half broken micro 240 that could probably survive a lap with some duck tape.
 

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This should be a great time.
The race has never been on the weekend, so we are hoping more regional people show it.
The buckle is not secure on Evan's waist that is for sure.
None of the local crew has nearly as many laps as years past, so it is up for grabs.
The levels are great for racing, even if it is your first time down (assuming you are confident on class V).

So come on up and get some.

You can even bring your kids, since Yourrealdad and ronto won't be there wearing hot pants.
 

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I got one for ya Kevin

Cmon, no has a boat I can borrow? I guess ya'll too scared I might beat ya. I don't have the internet right now so it is hard for me to check up on this. If you fort boys have a boat let me know and I will drive down tonight
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I have a Prion Rocket you can use. Although, it is pretty freakin fast.

Give me a call if you want it

Tall Mike
303 903 8934


We will be up there to watch the gnar.
 
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