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newb,

I was eluding to your shot at us 'wimpy' (class III swimmin) Colorado boaters. Since I am from Colorado, that is my ethnicity so to speak. Lets not forget who perverted this thread in the first place (that'd be you, perversion instigator), I was just playing along. Still need that cigarette.

Back to Gore, uh sweet advice, 'just keep paddling, dont stop till ya get to that stagnant poisoned dirt pond we milsleadingly named lake powell, you can stop there and join us for a shit sandwich and some good ol motor boatin' who the fuck are these BLM guys? They are like a cross between the CIA nitwit that couldn't pass the IQ test and some cop that got demoted to school crossings. Tax dollars at work!

I will post the footage I have of Todd G getting BUSTED! Pretty funny. I was shooting the whole thing (Sunday Morning - Todd broke out the motorcycle for a ride for jesus) and then a posse of BLEMS came up and told me to stop shooting:

BLEM: 'You gettin some good shots?'

ME: 'YEP'

BLEM (in my face this time) 'That's probably enough'

ME: 'Fuck you, I have rights bitch, and the rest of the world wants to know whats going on here, all the injustice and bullshit you guys are tossing around at our expense!'

Well I didnt say that exactly but, I did shut the camera off and walk away and then they stole my fucking river knife.

I will post that shit here soon.
 

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Yo Adro: I would spend a couple of bucks to see Todd G getting busted! Where shoud I wire the $$$?
 

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Don't you people understand that we live in a post 9/11 world!!!
 

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Just a quick question, pardon my ignorance. What does highjacking airplanes and flying them into skyscrapers have to do with BLM coppers acting unessarily agressive to kayakers? :evil:
 

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Absolutely nothing.

Sarcasm: (särkazum) n.
1. A cutting, often ironic remark.
2. A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.
 

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Ha! Now I get it. There for a second I thought you were a real chode.
Chode: (chode) v.
1. The dirty ball sack of a large sweaty mamal.
2. When you come off looking like a douche bag.
 

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mrekid: n.

1. The result of a drunken grope-fest in the back seat of a Pinto and a broken profalactic.
2. Acronym for "Mentally Retarded Easily Kickedabout Ignorant Dumbass"

I'm more of a d!ck than a douchbag. Ha, sorry, just a little bored at work and can't wait to hit a happy hour. :wink:
Hope everyone finds some water this w/e.
-d
 

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Adrian,
Actually I was kickin' myself with that class III swim thing rather than poking at you CO boaters! ;) You know, me still being on the lightweight side of things here, and you guys out there running the class V and talking/ typing the big game..... more giving myself a hard time for being the dorky little sister who tags along with all the "cool" older kids in the neighborhood and tries to fit in angle, y'know??

I'm thinking I can't sit here and let you guys have all the fun laughing at me/ my expense-- I might as well be there chuckling right along with ya'.... ;) But thanks for taking it in stride anyway!
 
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