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LOL,Tell Jared he's a jackass

Nick tell JJ he's a jackass for the rename of Deep Throat?I named that drop "balls in your mouth"cause when you look over the horizon line that's where they go....It's a super tight move to the right with no margin for error...Nice write up though!
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ok, ok.
As a tribute to Gary Edgeworths love of a scrotum sack tickeling his throat.
Drop number 27.5 on the second gorge of lime creek, also known as "deep throat", shall hereby only be refered to as balls in your mouth.
Any boaters still found using the name deep throat will not be allowed to paddle in southwest colorado.
A special use of the name "How Gary likes it" will be granted to anyone describing the run to a mother or significant other that may be offened by the balls in your mouth visualization.

In memory of the Gary Edworth not wanting anything to do with the first descent of the second gorge and telling us that the run was going to suck big cock and he was going to go paddle south mineral by himself. I would like to ask that the first big manky drop of the run be named in his honor. I suggest the name, "It'd be nice if Gary was still crying cause this shit would have more water in it."
 

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LOL,God you dug yourself out of a drift already..I was thinking we would find you at run off for some wilderness 8000fpm,tree infested first d somewhere down there...

You know why it was named that and everyone loved it that day(you are the only one who does'nt now)..You give shitty verbals,probably should have scouted the gorge with you guys..You Suck chod,see you in a few brotha...

I eat lunch while my sik friends scouted the gorge...When they got back they told me about the drops in there,so I decided to go on verbals...JJ ran the first drop of the viagra gorge,got out and shot some pics..The next drop I was told was a sliding falls that you need to start center and work right on the falls...I'm like ok here goes,get to the lip and see this WATERFALL with a 3ft window to the right and most of the water hitting a huge undercut wall and I'm in the center of the drop.I went as hard as I can to the right and aced it thinking WTF are these dumbasses talking about sliding...Chad drops over and I'm like what the hell and he just smiles and drops viagra...Hence the name "balls in your mouth" cause that's where they are when you go off this drop...

On rebutal of the last para...You cannot tell me JJ putting on a creek with 75 cfs feels like it's gonna be the day we had...Everyone who knows you,has been somewhere in the middle of nowhere wondering what the hell they were thinking following you to a unknown place that you have looked at in a map but had yet to see until you brought all your friends and gear,only to find out...JJ just wasted our day...LOL,love ya bro

Be safe JJ,see your sorry arse soon
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Allright, I admit I've brought some poor chaps on a hike your boat all day and boat nothing missions. You win some and lose some, but a wasted day, never!
We won on the 2nd gorge day though. I forgot you probed scrotum in your throat without scouting it (lazy bastard!). That was a big damn drop to run without knowing what's down there. That things taken down some good boaters who've seen exactly where to go.
When you come down this year don't forget to scrape out the sand before you leave the front range cause there's gonna be some serious missions for some serious shit.
 

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Miller is going to be big...

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I'm not cool enough to know what you guys are talking about with the Miller thing, but is somone talking about running Miller's Falls?
 

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Meng,I seriously doubt anyone will ever be running millers...So Steve must be talking about a south west run...Not cool enough either as I missed that also?Steve,elaborate....
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We ran miller creek last year for the first time and it was a mank fest that would even give a front ranger a big chubby. 500+ feet per mile with about 60 cfs. The bedrock is pretty sweet though, lots of waterfalls and waterslides, but the thing needs to be at full flood stage to be good. It's Steve's baby, he found it and cleaned it all out, and it will probably pay off this spring.
 

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Come on its not that Mank, but it will clean up with all this snow. I was up last week hiking it. It needs some work. I also found a less treacherous hike in from the rim upstream.
I will post a write up with pics soon on www.coloradokayaking.com
Gary, there is a drop with your name on it. It is called 5 dollar falls. First one to run it gets the 5 dollar bill I found snow shoeing up there last year. I might even frame it.

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Ok the run is beautiful bedrock, the issue was that it never had more than 60 cfs in it. The fact that it's a roadside run and you were the only person to run it more than once = manky. I'm with you though, 150 cfs and that thing'll be sweet.
 

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Het Jared and Steve, is Miller Creek the one I ran with you guys??? It was a fisty Steve found and we did it with a quick hike in around dusk...?? You take out just above a culvert?
 

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That's the mank... It'll be respectable this year. I'll be heading up in a month or so (under about 4' of new snow) to do a little maintenance. And JJ the flow was at least 80.

With more h2o everything will go including the falls below the culvert. The county did some work around the culvert moving some rocks and the landing is better looking.

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Low water Leland, You would love this thing. It sort of resembles the trethagay. I think I had more blood on me when I came out of the threth but there was no shortage on this run either.
 
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