I did a trip with River Runners and it did scare the shit out of me. This guy had no clue as to what he was doing and had such a quiet voice, we could never hear his commands. The raft didn't even have foot cups for the people in the front so they got tossed out a couple of times. What a joke that was.
Try Canyon Marine. They have an office at the Royal Gorge and another in Salida.
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