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Old 08-10-2015   #1
 
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I sh*t my drawers at Velvet.

A couple months back I recovered a pair of menís blue Hanes boxers at the takeout on a local Arkansas run and discreetly tied them to the front of Incoopís vehicle. Itís August 4th and my loaded Super Puma sits at the top of the ramp at Boundary. I go to pull the rope out of my stern bag and thereís those damn underwear. Well played Incoop! Throughout the first day down the ďschoolyardĒ I hatched my retaliatory plan. Once in Salmon Iíd get some chocolate frosting from Saveway, smear it in those drawers then coerce a rafting supply retailer in Boise to ship them to Incoop in their packaging. Iíd of course include a postcard expressing my gratitude for a backup set of boxers and the sentiment ďI sh*t my drawers at Velvet! Wish you were here!Ē As luck would have it, I didnít go through Boise on the return leg and word of the plan was leaked to Incoop. Iím soliciting alternate means here.
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Given your penchant for wearing panties on your head I'm surprised you didn't don them at the takeout.
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Gotta love Arkansas!
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Gotta love Arkansas!
Well they are all family down there.
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Well they are all family down there.
Truth.
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Truth.
Holy shit! I'm definately staying out of your state now, and i was born in kremmling, and grew up in mississippi!!!
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When i was a kid, we had the vancleve indians, they weren't native americans at all, but rather severely inbred white people, they were about 4.5 feet tall and had a big hump in there back. They were some times reffered to as the humps.
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Incoop and PBR62 are uncle-brothers.
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Dr. Patrice Straypillow, the linear genealogist at the University of Arkansas of Caddo Indian and French descent, has concluded that Okieboater is one of PBR62ís fathers. Straypillow, a horribly disfigured little man, contends that the coupling occurred near either the cross-border Elk or Illinois river and coincided with the peak of the white bass (known as sandies in the Indian Territories) spawn in the springtime. The Arkansas boating community has long suspected this due to PBR62 and Okieboaterís similar political ideologies. Iím going to go out on a limb here and surmise the begetting actually occurred in the river. I base this on PBR62ís propensity for swimming. Folks, Iím as shocked as you are and Iím originally from Missouri.
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