I find this paragraph simultaneously hilarious and terrifying:
"Down in my heart and deep, deep down in my spirit, I can sense that the people of Colorado must repent if they do not want this type of thing to happen. They must confess it was selfish, sinful and downright disgusting that they would vote to inhale the vapors of something so reviling, deadly and addictive as marijuana then claim it was not dangerous at all, especially when the Bible says so."
Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too. - Voltaire