Under a rock maybe. Just remember what rock you put it under.
What was wrong with putting our key in a lock the lock cylinder? Good thing the auto engineers reinvented the ignition switch huh. Bet it cost a few more bucks than the old fashioned key too. All I can think for you is to hide it away from your vehicle somewhere. Is any other vehicle going to be with you, maybe you can use there car as a hiding spot. Sorry to not have an answer for you, this is the things about new cars that I hate. All these gagets cost money and now I need $70k for a 3/4 ton truck. I really don't want any of this crap. I want 4x4, manual trans, fm, ac, power steering, power window and mirror on the passenger side only. Oh yeah an 8 foot bed.
"It is fun to have fun but you have to know how"---The Cat In The Hat