Originally Posted by noahfecks
You should come out and do some target shooting with us some time Ron. Maybe we can even teach you how to pee standing up.
noahfecks, we have butted heads long enough that I consider you a close friend. I did that with my mother-in-law long enough and that in-her-end is what we concluded.
I welcome your invitation to do some target shooting but let me define the terms of testing manhood(NO!!!!, you may not touch mine to teach me how to pee).
You will compete with my SO, let's call her a petite woman of about 120#'s named "Peg". You, or anyone you call "us" will first run a quarter mile side by side with "Peg" before shooting.
Trust me, you'll be about an eighth of a mile or more behind Peg reaching the shooting line, I think. At the run's finish line "Peg" will use her $2.5K biathlon rifle against any choice of your target perforators at 50 yards.
I think before your man reaches with a 100 yards of the finish line "Peg" will already have put 5 open-sight holes within or near a circle defined by a 50 cent piece.
Let's not bring this up with Peg, a former state biathlon champion. She will consider us male jerks for even bringing this up. Well, maybe I am a male jerk for bringing this up.
Let's go boating.