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Old 10-05-2015   #1
 
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If a bear attacks your boat...

Apparently you can cross "insane shrill whining" off your list of effective responses.

So many things could be said about this video... but its the off season, its kayaking related and I want the buzz in on it.


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Old 10-05-2015   #2
 
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Shrill woman: "Bear why are you breaking my kayak!??"

Bear: "Because you just tried to effin pepper spray me!"

Note to self - if you try to pepper spray a bear make sure it is fully within range...
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No, no, no. This is what you need to do when a griz attacks you or your stuff...

http://missoulian.com/news/state-and...e55d48202.html
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please, please tell me that woman did not and will not reproduce!

i really wish the bear had eaten that stupid, bitch!
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Someone needs to shove a carbon fiber AT paddle up that bears ass.
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Holy Cow. That gave me a headache. Why is she yelling at a bear like it's a naughty 5 year old?
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please, please tell me that woman did not and will not reproduce!

i really wish the bear had eaten that stupid, bitch!
Whooooaaa that's a little harsh. From what I read, that woman was in the middle of a 150 mile solo trip in Alaska. I would have been a little freaked out if a bear destroyed my main/only method of travel too. She's pretty hardcore even if she's a bit excitable...
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Pepper spray = destroyed boat


Gun = dead bear


Just my opinion......
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The bacon seat seemed like such a good idea in the store.
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Whooooaaa that's a little harsh. From what I read, that woman was in the middle of a 150 mile solo trip in Alaska. I would have been a little freaked out if a bear destroyed my main/only method of travel too. She's pretty hardcore even if she's a bit excitable...
I thought it kinda looked like there was a sailboat in the background, and the sidewalk thing didn't give me the impression of her being in the middle of nowhere.

Anyway, I suppose a .454 Casull might have been more effective than that annoying voice.
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