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Old 06-22-2016   #1
 
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We're All Humans on the River

So there I was, floatin' down the river when this lady says "hey no, I'm a man!" So I says "Alright! You got a pecker?" and she says "y'aint gotta got a pecker to be a man" and I say "fair enough, but which outhouse do ya use?" And she says "does it matter? Folks respect privacy in the shitter anyhow. Can't I just go where I'm comfortable?" I says "shore, why not, "'ol Grif don't care where ya shit!"

I learned a lot that day. Why should I care whether you got titties or like to shit in a certain room or if you like to get with your feller fellers or ladies? Who cares if yer a gal or a guy, boy or a girl? The way I see it yer either a pussy or y'aint and it has nuthin' to do with if ya got one or not!

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Word.
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Old 06-23-2016   #3
 
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Listen to your friend Grif, he's a cool dude!
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Old 06-23-2016   #4
 
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Ha! Well put sir!
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I could care less what bathroom Bruce Gender uses. But like ole Grif, I prefer turkey legs and Schlitz in my shitter.
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Old 06-24-2016   #6
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So Grif... Tell us what you were doing to this particular "Lady" that made her feel the need to declare transgendo. I'm not admitting anything but I've heard that sometimes ladies give false info in order to get us to go away.
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Old 06-24-2016   #7
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Well put Grif.
And was wondering when the hecaling would start!
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Well put Grif.
And was wondering when the hecaling would start!
You didn't mean he-gal did ya? As in I didn't know if it were a he or a gal so I say it were a he-gal. He-galling does sound like something Grif would engage in provided he didn't have to put down both the turkey leg AND the Schlitz.
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Nope, Its just Pat.
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You didn't mean he-gal did ya? As in I didn't know if it were a he or a gal so I say it were a he-gal. He-galling does sound like something Grif would engage in provided he didn't have to put down both the turkey leg AND the Schlitz.
I didn't tell this story so you could make jokes about transgender folks, I done it to bring us all together. Y'all should do like me and ignore this rube!
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