Come on, dude, shit stories are the bomb (pun). What about a Cleveand (or insert your regional city here) steamer or the hot carl or the dirty sanchez? that's good stuff. I related a great shit story a while back about a buddy of mine in college. He shit on a paper towel and put it in an art case where it passed as art (and stunk the joint out) for a week. Say what you want about juvenile humor...at the end of the day nothing is funnier than poop.
Just keep it out of the river.
Steve Irwin RIP
I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools would pick "Americans" as their mascot. -Jack Handy