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Old 03-28-2009   #1
 
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So this bobcat walks into a bar...

COTTONWOOD, Ariz. A bobcat has attacked three people in the central Arizona community of Cottonwood, including two men who were bitten by the animal after it wandered inside a bar.

Officers called to the Chapparal Bar arrived to find the bobcat in the parking lot, where they shot and killed it.

Tests were ordered to determine if the animal was rabid. It wasn't clear how seriously the victims had been wounded.
Cottonwood police say the animal attacked Monday when it scratched a woman who thought she had hit it with her car. Then police got a report of a bobcat acting aggressively toward a woman outside a Pizza Hut.

About 11 p.m. came the call from the bar that a bobcat was inside as patrons climbed atop bar stools to get away.

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Old 03-28-2009   #2
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Sounds like he did some ass kicking in the bar. Turns out he was rabid.
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Rabid? It sounds more like an "africanized" north american bobcat escaped from the lab!
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Are you sure it wasn't a cougar?
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