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Old 11-07-2006   #1
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Pullet-ical Truth

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets," and ten roosters whose job it was to fertilize the eggs (for you city folks). The farmer kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.

That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he was, too.

But on a particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate.

The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He would sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the county fair and Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result...The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making:

Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

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A lot more stuff on here about fundraising and Katie than over on BoaterSquwak.

Thank you, gh2 for pointing me here. This place looks like a MUCH BETTER forum than that dump BT, have yet to find politics on here.
Politics? take it over to boatertalk.

Wanna talk boating? keep it here and real on the Buzz
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Whassamatta Falco? get your feathers ruffled over a chicken joke? Did it offend your sensibilities? Are you a vegan?
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i wouldnt mess with him, his post count is at 666

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