Not even coal this year..........
It's gonna be an unhappy Christmas for Schutzie this year.
See, the wife's work had this thing for the foster kids around town. Decorating included 10 real live trees, that needed to be decorated, a couple hundred real and a thousand or so fake presents that needed wrapping, ornaments and craft tables and fireplaces and all kinds of happy season stuff to put up, spread out, lay out, or hang.
And the wife did Mrs. Santa. Did a tremendous job of wrangling the kiddies, read them the night before Christmas and helped Santa hand out stuff.
The company fed em, entertained em, gave em stuff, and sent them on their way.
The thing is, I took Mrs. Santa home and realized the next morning when I woke up ....................Uh OH! I slept with Mrs. Santa!
Santa won't be getting me anything this year!