I give it about 3 more days until you're so sick of people suggesting names that you'll likely commit several heinous hate crimes. Having said that, I knew a woman named Paulina, pronounced Pow-lee-nah (not paul-lee-nah). You could call her Powell for short and none would be the wiser that she's really named after JW Powell!
On the river, I can abandon who I am and what I've done. However brief it lasts, while on the river I am nothing important and everything insignificant. I am flotsam, and happy to be so.