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Old 09-13-2012   #1
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Mittens Goes Weird

Even as the tragic events were still unfolding at the American Consulate in Benghazi, Mittens R'money made a calculated political decision to perpetuate the TeaPublican myth that the man who ordered the killing of Osama Bin Laden is a secret Muslim who sympathizes with terrorists. Sure, it probably sold well to certain mouth-breathers whose lineage is dangerously incestuous, but damned near every TeaPublican pundit with a shred of decency and/or the desire to retain some crumb of credibility sought out a microphone and/or keyboard thru which to loudly proclaim that Mittens R'money is a craven douchebag of the highest (lowest?) order.

Let's hope unaffiliated voters are paying attention...

Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
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Old 09-15-2012   #2
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anything is possible with Mittens & the Ryno
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Old 09-16-2012   #3
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That was fun to read.
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Old 09-17-2012   #4
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To call twit a d-bag would be insulting to the d-bag.
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Old 09-17-2012   #5
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He is struggling so no telling what he will do in the next few weeks. His 15 minutes are pretty much over.
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Old 09-18-2012   #7
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It's like the reverse of McCain/Palin. Now Ryan is embarrassed to be near Romney.
On the river, I can abandon who I am and what I've done. However brief it lasts, while on the river I am nothing important and everything insignificant. I am flotsam, and happy to be so.
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Old 09-21-2012   #8
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tan mitt face

This is what Mitt did next. Mitty boy appeared on univision with a very "tan" face. This d bag is more than weird he's a freak.

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