Lost my boat
Yeah the other day, I got off the river and was so drunk, I left my boat fully rigged with my wife and my beer at the take out. Boat was a real nice Intex I got at K Mart in 1987. It still had the original short oars and the rings made right on top of the tubes to hold em. If any one should happen to find my boat, you can have my wife and half of the beer that is left in the cooler.
If you start off asking for help, you probably should not even start off.