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Old 07-07-2009   #1
 
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I Know What Happened to Michael Jackson

After Farrah Fawcett died, having atoned for her sins she ascended to heaven. Upon reaching the pearly gates, St. Peter welcomed her in with a wide, pleasant smile and said "we've been waiting for you". After some small talk, St. Peter told her "here, let me take you to see God, he's a huge fan".


Farah and St. Peter walked onto the other side of that particular cloud and found God sitting in his huge God-Chair. God welcomed Farrah in his raspy booming voice, saying "Farrah, I've watched with pride at what you did on earth with the gifts I gave you". Few of my creations have so pleased me during the time they were given. Farrah and God chatted for a while, about this and that.

Finally God had some other business to attend to, but before Farrah left he asked "Farrah, let me know if there is anything I can do to help you adjust to life in Heaven". Farrah answered "God, I'm worried about my children on Earth, and that worry is really destroying my heaven experience right now". God said "I'll look into it". POOF Michael Jackson dropped dead.

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I dont know what all the fuss is about with MJ. He was just an intertainer.

Its not like he saved lives, help the sick, was a doctor, helped the old, directed the young or invented/dicovered a cure for cancer.

Seems things are mixed up, boy-scouts are worthless and ''indigents'' are held in high regard by the media.
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Its not like he saved lives, help the sick, was a doctor, helped the old, directed the young or invented/dicovered a cure for cancer.
MJ gave more of his fortunes than almost any entertainer in history....look into it.....I'm sure some lives were changed.
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I appoligise, I can not find where MJ gave any contributions to any worth-while organizations. He did give a few mil away, but, I can recall what it was for?

Funny, no one mentioned your prelude of giving/changing in the media.
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I agree about the MJ stuff but its a loser of a discussion. Some people are very passionate about him and they always will be. For my part he was just a disturbed little kid with a troubled past who never grew up, for others he is an icon. Lets just say he meant different things to different people.
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I bet Elvis is waiting on him, they have a few things to discuss.
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IMHO - If MJ had been an unknown indigent black man he would have died in prison. Goes to show that no life is wasted, somebody has to set a bad example for the rest of us.
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I heard it was food poisoning. He ate a 10 year old weiner...
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McJackson

I think its cool that McDonalds is doing the McJackson tribute burger:

50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.

Or...

The Jockey's at Belmount are all wearing black arm bands in honor of MJ...

Becasue he has ridden the most 3 year olds ever....
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Neil, he most certainly directed the young. Right onto his fuckstick.
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