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Old 08-10-2009   #1
 
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How to throw a douche bag

1) Overhand or underhand?
2) Into the hole or into the eddy?
3) Whistles optional or mandatory?
4) Celebratory Schlitz afterwards or during?
5) Throw bag afterwards or not?

A lot of questions, I know, but it's Monday.

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throw into the trash, whistle mandatory while drinking schlitz and yelling obsurb things at grif and the other lactate mammory rafters, so they are aware of your douchery.
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Underhand, unless its windy.
try the hole 1st.
better hummmm.
Make it a boilermaker, durring.
If the task has been completed, after.
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By the ears! No wait, that's 'how you hold your licker'. Neal, I suggest try the hole after the DB
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Underhand, hole, if it whistles you're packing it too fast and need to slow your rhythm, schlitz afterwards, throw bag after.
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awsome jen.
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Why "in the middle of the night" of course!
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Throw it in an eddy(the trash) instead of in a vortex(toilet) and make sure you wash your hands afterward. I have experience...my lady in the picture needs one daily to keep it fresh.
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Mr. C - your lady appears to have an XY chromosome configuration. No problem. We're pretty accepting here. Oh, and my questions weren't about the improper disposal of personal hygiene appliances...
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