Here is some Christmas cheer for all you buzzers
A Kayerer goes to the post office to buy stamps for his Christmas cards.
He says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"
The clerk says, "What denomination?"
The kayarer says, "God help us!! Has it come to this?
OK......Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran, and 22 Baptists."