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Old 08-26-2008   #1
 
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Happy Birthday, John McCain!

John McCain turns 72 on Friday. It's time to start thinking of some nice birthday presents for the Grump in Chief. Here are a coupla suggestions. Feel free to add to the list...

• Anger Management therapy gift certificate
• Viagra
• Botox injections
• One of those cool electric carts that they have at the grocery store
• A sense of humor
• An enema

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He needs a Segway.
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He needs a Segway.
Hell, I'd kinda like a Segway! Maybe Mrs. McCain will take pity on me and buy me one. Can you take them off-road?
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A book-on-tape copy of Orwell's 1984 to help him understand the hilarious and frightening description of his Denver "war room."

Just consider this the Ministry of Truth," quipped Dick Wadhams, chairman of the Colorado Republican Party.
Republicans set up "war room" near downtown | Politics West
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A book-on-tape copy of Orwell's 1984 to help him understand the hilarious and frightening description of his Denver "war room."

Just consider this the Ministry of Truth," quipped Dick Wadhams, chairman of the Colorado Republican Party.
Republicans set up "war room" near downtown | Politics West
It's a nice gift, but will he grasp the IRONY?

Perhaps they should call the "War Room" the Ministry of Peace.

The GOP under Shrub has really perfected the Orwellian thang.
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Hell, I'd kinda like a Segway! Maybe Mrs. McCain will take pity on me and buy me one. Can you take them off-road?
you know that may be a more realistic proposition than you think. according to johnny, she's a very philanthropic woman. and did i mention that he was a POW?
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you know that may be a more realistic proposition than you think. according to johnny, she's a very philanthropic woman. and did i mention that he was a POW?
McCain failing to mention his former POW status would be like Rudy Guiliani failing to use "911" in a sentence. Unlikely!
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I feel bad posting this, but what the hell:

Things younger than Republican Presidential candidate (oh, and did I forget to mention war hero?) John McCain

Just a taste: The game "Monopoly" is younger than John McCain.

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Only 72?

Damn— he looks a lot older than that.

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