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Old 09-06-2009   #1
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good play boat for chuck norris?

since chuck is probly the only answer to all of our problems including glabal warming i want him around more often...what is the right boat for chuck...

i dont know just kinda wanted to see what kinda sillyness you guys would come up with here

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Probably the Prijon Alien. No one could paddle that boat, so it stands to reason that Chuck Norris would be The One.
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Probably the Prijon Alien. No one could paddle that boat, so it's stands to reason that Chuck Norris would be The One.
Chuck can't kayak, the rapids turn to flat water any time he enters one.
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you guys are silly, Chuck doesn't need a boat.
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Uhm, how about something like this...

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chuck norris play boats in a creek boat and creek boats in a play boat. and of course rafts naked.
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Savage Fury, the only boat angry enough for Chuck
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Chuck doesn't use a boat or a life vest. He just puffs up his chest and his "sack" is big enough to float him down any rapid in the know universe.
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steven segal is a tuber
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