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Old 10-01-2008   #1
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Financial Advice

Do it.
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Old 10-01-2008   #2
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That's what I've been wondering - "when are the stockbrokers going to start jumping out of windows?" Still waiting for the silver lining....
Nothing in the world is more yielding and gentle than water. Yet it has no equal for conquering the resistant and tough. The flexible can overcome the unbending; the soft can overcome the hard. - Lao Tse
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good god when whill the 6-pack joe schmoees srat jumpin frum teh 52nd floor?
= answer = when the price of rice equates the price of plutonum which = the prtice of kayak = $1,000 us crapptd ollarts
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Old 10-02-2008   #4
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Let's get high and POST.
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Old 10-02-2008   #5
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Retirement planning

Here's a little retirement info for you:

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines
stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one
year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans
for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have
had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment
advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
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