Here's a little retirement info for you:
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines
stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one
year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans
for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have
Based on the above, the best current investment
advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.