That's the funniest thing I've seen since this:
What you don't know is that George Washington and Chuck Norris are the same man...he is immortal and must change his identity at the end of a normal human lifespan or poeple get suspicious. He was also Jesus...but that was when he was a passivist, before he got fed up and started to kill for fun.
I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools would pick "Americans" as their mascot. -Jack Handy