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View Poll Results: Throw Bag To Whom?
Casper Mike 6 26.09%
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Old 02-05-2009   #1
 
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Casper Mike or Durango Steve

Your floating the Zambezi above Victoria Falls. You take out just above the falls waiting on the bank for the rest of your party. Here come Mike and Steve showing off there best kayaking rodeo skills trying to outdo each other. A big lateral wave knocks both of them out of there boats with no chance at recovery and just a few hundred yards to the periless plunge. You, will your throw bag have to pitch it to one or the other, who do you throw to?

Will they work together to save each other?
How will the future of America be changed by the outcome?


Well, I'm off to dive in Bonaire and will miss drinking my morning coffee reading the political diatribes of you both. Thought I'd leave you Buzzards with this to ponder and keep you busy while your all fuckin' off at work. I'll read the outcome in a few weeks.


Note- This could also more likely happen on the Gunnison "Bout Lost My Life"

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Old 02-05-2009   #2
 
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class three first off i would kickflip that big lateral and kayak over to steven and grab his ass if he goes i go. \

you cant hate somebody for what they beleive, what they think, what they look like. you can think gwBush is the biggest dumpster fuck in the world and i would still love you.. just were i stand... theres enough hate in this world why add to it?

just curious what some of you others would do to.. who you going to throw the bag to? good one class three
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Old 02-05-2009   #3
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Well, since I'm studying Decision Analysis this semester, I'd quickly intuit a couple of key factors:
1) Is either of them out of range of my rope? If one is, he's phucked.
2) Is either of them heavy enough that they can threaten my leverage position and drag me in with them? If so, he's phucked.

After that, DS has a family, and lives in Durango.
CM doesn't have a family, and lives in Wyoming.
From a humanitarian standpoint, I go for the guy with the kids.
From the "crash-pad" standpoint, I'd much rather crash in Durango for boating opportunities than Wyoming.
CM is phucked, assuming there's no clear answer in questions 1 and 2.
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Old 02-05-2009   #4
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I would. Bounce the throw bag off Steve's head (leaving the rope in grabing distance) straight into Mikes face. Hopefully leaving a mark on both.

Then I would for the rest of the African trip contiually remind them I had saved them both. Then as always watch bemusedly as they constantly cock block each for attention. Yep thats what I would do. sj
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helio i have a family mom dad 2 brother and a sister. and only 23 i don't think steve has kids and hes old now what do you say.
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Have fun with this one, nothing serious "OBVIOUSLY" The poll may be a little to harsh but I don't know how to edit it out and it's fitting Mike's in red and Steve's got the blue bar.

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Hmmm, apparently I may have asked for this...
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Which one has more cash? Do I have to claim it as income?
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Which one has more cash? Do I have to claim it as income?
jesus, iknow not to drag your ass to shore
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Man, it's brutal being a loudmouth in The Buzz!

Theo, I'm a little light on cash these days, but I do have a sweet riverfront house...
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