Yeah, we decided we wouldn't make a big deal out of it, but then the wife and the kids came in bitching we left them, and that gave us clearance to load it on.
WIFE; #[email protected]
^*( IT! You just go off and leave us to flounder as best we could; we had people in the water, and had to pull ourselves out; people could have died!
ME: Wait. What do you mean people in the water? What happened?
NIECE WHO WAS ON BOAT: Oh, Sammy threw Maggie in the water and then Maggie threw Sammy in the water and then Jeff jumped in cause he was hot.
WIFE: But it could have been serious and you wouldn't have known a thing.
ME; What would you have had me do?
WIFE; Well we could have tied on and you could have pulled us out!
ME; Let me see if I have this straight; you wanted the two old guys to pull the boat full of young strong studs out because the wind was blowing?
WIFE; Well.........no, but...........Oh, just take us home!
ME; Ok, but honey, I just want to make sure I understand what you're upset about. I don't want to do something wrong......
WIFE; Shut up
ME: (Holding hat over face so wife doesn't see stupid grin)