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Old 06-25-2009   #1
 
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Best Sanford Joke

Last night, NBC “Tonight Show” host Conan O’Brien joked that "people were shocked because Republicans don't traditionally do well with Hispanic women.”

Letterman came in a close second with this bit of bipartisanship: "I have to be careful here, I haven't had much luck with jokes about governors. Why can't he be like our governor and use a local escort service?"

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What was it that Jon Stewart said, "just another politician with a conservative mind and a liberal penis."
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The identity of Sanford's very pretty Argentinian lover has been revealed. She is Maria Belen Chapur, who graduated from the Universidad Catolica Argentina with a degree in INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS.

Nice to see that she put her education to good use! College students take note.
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A-bit off the cuff:

I hear OB is going to Africa to watch the soccer games in 2010. I wonder what team he is going to bet on? Mark Stanford has allready bet his load on Argentina!
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Gotta give Sanford some credit for ideological consistency. While many mean-spirited libs have happily noted the hypocrisy of his "sanctity of marriage" position and his utter disregard for the "sanctity" of his own marriage, we must give credit where it is due: As a Republican ideologue he rejected Obama's government stimulus package, but he enthusiastically embraced Chapur's "private sector stimulus package".

Just sayin'...
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So we're outsourcing our mistresses now....one rumor circulating before he turned up,, was that there are a lot of nudists that hike the Appalachian trail for the summer solstice and that he was up there getting naked,would have made for even more jokes
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So we're outsourcing our mistresses now....one rumor circulating before he turned up,, was that there are a lot of nudists that hike the Appalachian trail for the summer solstice and that he was up there getting naked,would have made for even more jokes
Being a AT thru-hiker is never going to mean the same thing....

Its not that nudist really show up to hike the AT, its normally just a bunch of bored AT thru-hikers looking to get a tan. Best story I have heard was a hiker being chased up a tree by a wild boar while committing himself fully to naked hiking day. He looked pretty confused the next morning...
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