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Old 12-28-2018   #1
 
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Anybody seen Bird Box Yet?

Couldn’t get past the major plot hole that Sandra Bullock was able to row blindfolded for 48 hours and the only thing she hit was a sunken semi truck. Also there were no PFDS, talk of high siding or proper whitewater swimming position. #mindofanoarsman
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The oars were of improper size, as well. Way too short. I bet Sandra’s shoulders hurt rowing that goofy shit all day in a CGI studio.

Hopefully, next time, they hire me as a consultant so I can better fill in Sandra’s plot holes.
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so I can better fill in Sandra’s plot holes.
Seriously? Griz teed this one up and not one dude buzzard had a comeback? Sad.
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I get it... and was laughing about that too, but I had a much harder problem with GPS navigation in the blacked out car from garage to store, then back to garage.... I see morons trying that in the coming months...
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Couldn’t get past the major plot hole that Sandra Bullock was able to row blindfolded for 48 hours and the only thing she hit was a sunken semi truck. Also there were no PFDS, talk of high siding or proper whitewater swimming position. #mindofanoarsman
No kayakers begging for beer, no newbies begging to go to shore to pee, no inappropriate oarsman jokes about dropping into "Death Fang Falls" or "Fluffy Bunny", no 420 break, no questions from the custies about whether the river would loop back to the put-in, no rangers checking permits, no riverboards, no LEO's doing field sobriety tests or checking fishing licenses.

Worst. whitewater. movie. evar.
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one of the worst cinematography (switching between rivers that obviously were not the same, and non-realistic rivers scenes in a movie I have ever seen.
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I've been avoiding the movie because of the hype and it sounds like a stupid plot anyway.
I'll be sharing that Gif from the OP around though. Thanks
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Just as a movie it was ok/not bad....The whitewater part was not really even that important to the story,and yes pretty farfetched....The rapids section of the river looked good and the forests awesome....
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The oars were of improper size, as well. Way too short. I bet Sandra’s shoulders hurt rowing that goofy shit all day in a CGI studio.

Hopefully, next time, they hire me as a consultant so I can better fill in Sandra’s plot holes.
Your mom fills Sandra's plot holes.
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