Here's what I got (selling an oarshaft) from Paul Simon!
I so much have interest in your item and as a matter of fact I would like us to complete the sales as soon as possible.
Let me inform you that I will be responsible for the shipment of the item from your location in the united states to my destination in the united kingdom using my SHIPING
AGENT.However, there is one little problem which I think should not be a problem if I make myself clearer to you before I continue with this transaction with you, the
payment for your item will be issue out to you by my debtor in the United States to the tune of the amount he owes me.
My debtor told me that he can only issue out the payment to you in form of a Cashiers Check/Money Order which can either be cash in your bank or any nearest
gas station around your area. All you need do as soon as you receive the payment from my debtor is to deduct the cost of your item and get the excess fund on the
payment wire via western union money transfer to my SHIPING AGENT in the United Kingdom so that he can arrange for the pick up of the item and take good
care of the item.
I want you to deduct an extra US$30 for the time and energy you will waste in transfering the excess fund to my SHIPPING AGENT. Any charges incurred from wiring
the excess fund is going to be deducted from the excess money.
Please confirm your name, address as well as a valid telephone number as soon as possible if you are willing to continue with this transaction so that I
can inform my debtor to issue out the payment in your name in time.
I await your reply.
Jesus Is Lord
Nothing in the world is more yielding and gentle than water. Yet it has no equal for conquering the resistant and tough. The flexible can overcome the unbending; the soft can overcome the hard. - Lao Tse