Oh good god!! I just died.
I feel bad for Vail, but that's what they get for being on the interstate... plus we have it worse right now...
It's Texas week here in the Boat. Yes, an ENTIRE WEEK devoted to Texans, which is even worse than Front Rangers. We have something like 8,000 fuckin Texans in town.
My roommate made $50 just by taking a few of them to the Meadows lot and doing donuts in his car. That night, he took the Texans to places they'd never been before... icy roads.
I'll be hiding away in the underground bomb shelter for the weekend. Knock three times when they're gone. Thanks.
It's a good day to be a duck....