Nobody wants free skis? Hell, I don't care if you're a gaper and going to use them. Or just have a gaper day at the hill and wear them for shnitzengiggles. I don't want to toss them out so speak up!
I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools would pick "Americans" as their mascot. -Jack Handy